Proof that 5-year-old boys are not human

Conversation in a diner:

Scooter: I don't like hash browns! They're not food for boys.

Mouse (truly interested in the answer): Then who are they food for?

S: They're for you. (Pause.) They're for humans.

(We're on a mini-vacation right now. Fun people and sight-seeing, great conversation. Back to regular blogging soon.)